Academic Species # 2: Professor Punk Rock

Professor Punk Rock was well 'ard in his yoof. He was into rock and roll and had an earring and everything. In fact he still has his earring. Your eyes snag on it as they flee the horror of his protruding chest hair. Professor Punk Rock was probably as much of a punk rocker as those white middle class boys from Surrey who go around calling each other 'blood.' But he's carried the ethos of his rebellious youth into his current role as Vice-Chancellor in charge of Important Stuff. Only instead of glassing someone in a pub, he's berating the Department of Difficult Science for having a shite student handbook. Rock on my friend.

Now where did I leave my Committee papers?